Love is a Fallacy (summary)

There was this guy who is cool and intelligent. He was a law student. This guy is only eighteen. We can call him Mr. Smart. There was also a guy. This guy was his roommate and his name is Petey Bellows. This guy is a kind of well he is really idiot. He follows the “faddists” in their school. He thinks that following these people from what they wear, what they do and everything is making you look cool. He will even surrender himself to idiocy just because these people are doing this and doing that.

One afternoon, Mr. Guy found Petey lying on his body with a distressful look. He thought that his friend might be suck of something and told him not to move because he is going to call a doctor. But then his friend suddenly sounded a word. His friend told him this word which is “Raccoon”. He asked his friend what he has just asked him. His friend replied that he needed a raccoon coat. Petey also told his friend that he should wear it because the big guys are wearing it in the campus. But then Mr. Guy replied that he cannot wear a raccoon coat because they smell bad they weigh too much. But then Petey replied that he has to. He would even give anything to the world if he has to so that he can have a raccoon coat. When the guy heard this, he realized that his father has a raccoon coat at home and he can give it to Petey because it so happens that the guy wants something from Petey. Well actually he did not have it but he had first rights on it. He was referring to Polly Espy.

Polly Espy is truly a beautiful girl. She has a nice figure and body. She was not yet of pin-up proportions. Her table manners were very exquisite. She may be beautiful but she was a dumb girl. A very stupid girl.

So the guy finally decided to give the raccoon coat to Petey. So he returned home and got the raccoon coat from his father. He then gave it to Petey. When Petey saw the raccoon coat, he was shocked. He was very shocked. The guy then asked Petey if he would like it. Petey replied yes and asked his friend what he wants for it. The guy replied him your girl. Petey flung the coat from him and replied to him no. The gut told him that it is his business if he does not want it. And after many minutes have passed, Petey gave in. He accepted his friend's deal.

So the guy started with inviting the girl to a dinner. He also invited the girl to a movie. And from this, he realized that it may take a long time to make the girl learn. Sometimes he wants to give Polly back to Petey but he must not give up.

So one evening, Mr. Guy or the the guy started to teach the girl some fallacies of logic. And until the fifth night, they stopped talking about fallacies because the girl was already good at it (well not that good). But at least the girl learned from the guy. They had stopped because he told the girl that they might be well matched but the girl used all the fallacies that he had learned from him against him. The guy was starting to be irritated and told her not to use the fallacies literally. But the girl again told him that what he has just said was a fallacy. The guy asked her if she can go steady with her. Then the girl told the guy that he cannot go steady with him because she already promised to Petey that she will go steady with him. The guy asked the girl why would she like Petey Bellows over him and asked for a logical reason. The girl told the guy that she must go steady with Petey because he has a raccoon coat.